Singapore Idol 2 - Cos We Are an Idol Nation After All

Questions in the Heiress' Fabulous Head:

1) Will we see another Steven Lim - esque striptease? Naughty, naughty. Mr Lim is one of those fame-riders the first SI has produced. Unfortunately. Oh honey, you're such a delicious piece of gossip in lil straightlaced Singapore we HAVE to get you an interview here ASAP. Look out for this bad boy, if you can't help it already. I'm sure MediaCorp security are, but thankfully the real McCoy is in China for talent training. And a lesson in fashion, I hope. Speedos are so over.

2) Will Leandra Rasiah get another shot at stardom? In case you've forgotten how she looks like, here's a pic. It remains to be seen whether she will finally get that elusive recording or management contract. There there darling, you get the Heiress' support. She knows how tough it is to get to that front door. Well.....not really, but she can try. So Leandra honey, it's going to be tougher on you this time and all the claws will be out, but I personally want to see whether you have blossomed and are ready to be the next and consecutive non-Chinese idol. That will give Idol producers another brain-cracking session on how else they can promote another one.

3) Will Gurmit Singh get a new scintillating personality for national television or at least pretend? Now, the Heiress knows the poor man has to make a living and could very well be a good host and actor. But she would rather not see him try on television. What? Is cutie Kui Jien still unavailable? See how lucky our neighbours across the Causeway are? I'm giving you another chance, simply cos your name starts with a G.

4) Will Daniel Ong upstage Gurmit? Or worse, will both be similarly annoying? Amidst declarations or subtle ass-kissing that Gurmit is da man (down boy), we all know how showbiz gets the claws and quiet competition out for female and male artistes alike. Personally, the Heiress feels that Mr Ong suffers from over-exposure. I hear him on the radio, at Watsons, I see him on TV. In fact, he might be everyone's neighbour. Good Lord Dan, no wonder everyone knows who you are dating.

5) Will we see the famous exes Ja and Dick flirt on national television? The Heiress doubts it, but hey, it might make up for the awkward judging moments.

Ja: No Dick, I don't think we should let him in to the next stage even though he stripped for you.

Dick: Aww Ja, you used to allow that.

Ja: Uhuh, and we are divorced because...?

Gurmit: Haha *exaggerated laugh* , Ja got that pat down!

Daniel: You're the man!

6) Will Maia launch another tirade against the Idol franchise? Maia is another piece of fabulous gossip that I would loveeee to interview here. She is small, feisty, boobsy and controversial. I know insignificant Singaporeans hate you, but who else can we turn to to dish out a no-holds-barred criticism of SI2? Email me darling.

7) Will we witness hook-ups and A level romances among the contestants? If they are less scintillating than what we had previously, please spare the Heiress and dish out the catfights and jacuzzi tub situations.

For more SI gossip and irrelevant facts you can dish out to fellow colleagues at lunchtime, scoot over to two unofficial idol sites here and here. Cos we all know official sites aren't good enough and SI2 is a much more interesting piece of Singaporean news than the upcoming GE.

Everybody gets to vote.

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